Dove study finds most women believe they are average looking; Dove finds results inadequate and vows revenge

Here’s What Happens When Women Decide to Call Themselves Beautiful …

“If you were faced with two doors to a shopping center, one labeled “Beautiful” and the other “Average,” which would you walk through?

In its latest inspiration-via-advertising campaign, Dove set up labeled entrances in Shanghai, San Francisco, London, Sao Paulo and Delhi, and filmed the results. Unfortunately, and maybe unsurprisingly, many women chose to slink by unnoticed under the “Average” sign rather than display to the world that they acknowledged their beauty. It’s all part of the company’s new #ChooseBeautiful advertising campaign, which aims to change the instinct to settle for average.”

A recent survey by Dove found that 96% of women do not choose the word “beautiful” to describe how they look…

So the vast majority of women see themselves as average. The vast majority see themselves as average when their choices are limited to “beautiful” or “average.”

As you might imagine, Dove has a major problem with this…

The term beauty, itself, is meant to denote a certain rare quality that is exceptionable enough to warrant recognition. Everything cannot be beautiful; beauty cannot be indiscriminate.

While the quality of attraction can be something highly personal and unique, beauty works by way of majority consensus.

Someone declaring themselves “beautiful” is akin to declaring oneself a gold medalist, or “best in show.” These are all designations to be made about you rather than by you.

If the doors were labeled “confident” or “unconfident,” this would be a completely different situation.

Confidence is a self-reliant feeling that a person’s own worth and ability exceed what others think of them; they project that feeling outward, perpetually slapping everyone they meet in the face with it.
Feeling attractive, or beautiful, is a constantly updating social read of how people perceive you. Others get to decide whether you are attractive- not you.

So Dove finds that most women, rightfully, label themselves average. It’s a numbers game; it’s logically valid.

Therefore, of course, Dove must intervene to right these wrongs and ensure that women throughout the world become deluded, confused, and ultimately dissatisfied and angry.

The women who walked through the “average” door felt saddened by their decision. “It was my choice,” said an Indian woman, “And now I will question myself for the next few weeks or months.”

Social Justice has been served.

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One comment

  1. Tarnished · November 26, 2015

    The Dove company’s outrage is unjustified, as the majority of people will indeed be average. There are few perfect 10s, just as there are few truly ugly 1s…most women (and men) range between 5-8.

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