Big Sandwich Girl and Discovering the Sexual Marketplace Gap

I still remember it like it was yesterday. I guess that’s how you know you’re getting older, when you say things like that… but really, there I was, a senior in High School, in my best friend Larry’s bedroom on a Friday night, eyes fixed on a very competitive battle royal in my n64 game of WCW/nWo Revenge, and binging on whatever bullshit we picked up from 7-11.

Sex and drugs, it wasn’t.

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“All vaginas are the same size~!!11” and the Unequal Nature of Equality

Men are universally able to separate all female acquaintances into two categories: women we want to fuck, and the rest.

The more of a beta-doofus you are the more likely it is that you want to fuck everyone you know, but for any man with a shred of dignity there will typically be a line drawn between potential fucks and “the rest.”

A female not being on our literal “to do” list doesn’t mean we want them to fall off the face of the planet or die in a fire, and it certainly doesn’t mean we wouldn’t lend a hand if they were falling off a cliff- it quite literally means that we don’t want to have sex with them. And it is this distinguishing detail that opens up the rather new, from a generational standpoint, possibility of becoming just friends with a woman.

 “None of these girls want to be your girlfriend…”

It’s twenty years later and I still remember the uncomfortable feeling my Dad’s blunt assessment produced.

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